Okay was lookin around and YAY i found them rather than type myself i am just going to copy and paste from wikipedia:
A single episode titled "Buffalo Gals" was banned due to its content. Because of the innuendo implying that the Buffalo Gals are lesbians (the carpet calling card Cow uses to find The Buffalo Gals, Mom's line "It's the Buffalo Gals, a biker group that randomly breaks into people's houses and chews on their carpet," the name of one of the bikers is "Munch Kelly", the Buffalo Gals play softball and talk about "pitching" and "catching"), Cartoon Network only aired "Buffalo Gals" once, and since then it was replaced with "Orthodontic Police".
i couldn't find the full episode of this but will show you the sample of it
seriously i lold my ass off XD
and this one was banned because the red guy was called the devil and lured chicken into hell with cigaretes because chicken smoked (yeah dumb reason)
saw this a while back and had freekin nightmares AMen are a creepy antichrist Punk band and this video just shows it please note the obease people in bondage >.< just plain gross.
yeah the music is a big negative but the pics say it all i think ^.^, i picked the song because i liked it heck if you don't like it then you can shoot me. its one of those funky slideshow widgets, not sure if it will work but i'm gunna give it a shot
alot of things have happened since my last journal post people
1. ive decovered im a homosexual 2.ive joined sheezyart (ages ago but never told ppl on livejournal) 3.i invented penicilin (or did i dream that) 4. ive final got broadband lol 5.im off the pills :D
that is downloadable for free!!! its rly funny id recomend it to anyone who likes phsychotic humour and/or lame jokes that still manage to be funny.
i used to love the website for its prank calls that are also downloadable (in the tomfoolery section) but this beats them by far
heres a sample :
fredrick is an air trafic controller however fredrick frequents L.S.D and insted sees 600 ft flying lizard breifcases kamakaziing the runway fredrick brought a rocket launcher to work with him one day fredrick no longer works for the airport ... and now a hilarious bottom joke
i cant think of what to write so i leave you with random lyrics its twisted by skunk anansie
Twisted
I cried on my blood day There was nothing that I Could hold on to Just a line could have helped Remind me of you, of you
I screamed till the blood came I was living in a cloud of hope Lover's kiss then they make a wish To the end, they pretend
Everyday hurts a little more Everyday hurts a little more And I'll do anything Yes I'll do anything To belong To be strong To say there's nothing wrong Everyday hurts a little more Everyday hurts a little more And I'll do anything Yes I'll do anything To belong To be strong To say there's nothing wrong Everyday hurts
I cried in the sunlight Would I fake all the times I loved you Just to play in a game of twisted with you With you I need to believe you Sacrificed all the lies we made up How we kissed then we made our wish to the end, to the end
Everyday hurts a little more Everyday hurts a little more And I'll do anything Yes I'll do anything To belong To be strong To say there's nothing wrong Everyday hurts a little more Everyday hurts a little more And I'll do anything Yes I'll do anything To belong To be strong To say there's nothing wrong Everyday hurts
Time made me confide in you So contrived were the words you sold me Now nothing can swallow The feeling so shallow inside
WHAT WOULD i DO IF: » I committed suicide: make a big sculpture of a muff in your honour » I said I liked you: say "who are you and what have you done with emmy?" » I kissed you: say "wow howd you get me drunk?" » I lived next door to you: id be quite happy considering my neigbour is a bitch » I started smoking: ... you allready have » I stole something: say "fair fucking play to ya" » I was hospitalized: escape the police lol (nahh i wouldnt do that to you on purpose would i?) » I ran away from home: as long as you kept using lj i wudn't mind ;) » I got into a fight and you weren't there: » I asked you out:... id think about it
WHAT DO i THINK ABOUT ur: » Personality: nice person but verry angry (like a drunkn lepricorn) » Eyes: blue? i think » Face: its a face :D » Hair: GINGER mwahahaha » Clothes: cool » Mannerisms: WTF???
[1] Who are you? jake [2] Are we friends? i think so [3] When and how did we meet? last yr when someone burned the north site [4] How have I affected you? youve taught me to hate god :D [5] What do you think of me? many things [6] What's the fondest memory you have of me? humping matilda's bag [7] How long do you think we will be friends or enemies? i dunno [8] Do you love me? no comment [9] Have I ever hurt you? no ... *rubs bruises* [10] Would you hug me? yes [11] Would you kiss me? maybee [12] Would you fuck me? of corse lol <--(joke i promise) [13] Are we close? like two peas in an i-pod [14] Emotionally, what stands out? your mental anguish [15] Do you wish I was cooler? no i like ya how u are [16] On a scale of 1-10, how nice am I? 11 [17] Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it? Chink (i dont know why ur not even chinese) [18] Am I loveable? of course hun [19] How long have you known me? about a year [20] Describe me in one word. insane (in a good way .. havent u asked this allready?) [21] What was your first impression? whos that? [22] Do you still think that way about me now? yes lol [23] What do you think my weakness is? kesang??? [24] Do you think I'll get married? no you will be like the cat lady on the simpsons lol [25] What about me makes you happy? your scence of humour [26] What about me makes you sad? your mum [27] What reminds you of me? animals in cadges (lol die monkey die) [28] What's something you would change about me? hmm if this is a hink for brown hair dye just ask [29] How well do you know me? sort of well i guess [30] Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? yes im a chick with a dick [31] Do you think I would kill someone? proberbly [32] Are you going to put this on your journal and see what I say about you? yeah prob
the babay is verry cute (espeacialy for a newborn most newborns are hideous) . i was mentaly disturbed in that hospital there was a realy ugly fat chick laying naked in the bed oposite sadioie and her tits reached down to her fucking ankles... urrrrrg
they should force them to use privicy curtains , if that woman had been atractive i wouldn't have minded. could someone tell me if an ugly, fat, saggy whore lays naked on a hspital bet displaying her wrinkly saggy tits and her muff bush if she is pregnant is it an arestable offence???
omg i have a sore arse... .. okay that was a bit off toppic i apologise, anyway im running out of things to say so im going to talk a bunch of random bollux
my mum makes mice meet mr mwahahaha , meat clavers , make my mum murder mice mwahahahaha , may mr mug make my mouse meet mr murderer making mrs mouses muff mufilate <--- (is that a word?) mullets make mr mulletman masturbate (so do pics of cath lol) mr masturbating mullet made my mate meet mr cock <--- (lol doesent begin with "m" but i couldnt think of one) masturbating makes mullets move meaningfully ,